TO BE TREATED LIKE I WAS THE LAST WOMAN ON EARTH BY A HUNGRY GROUP OF MEN, PREFERABLY ALL [ethnic group whose male members are often hypersexualized in American culture, due in part to a complex legacy of discrimination]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BIG THICK [rhyming masculine body part] NEED APPLY!!! My first e-mail blitz, which doesn’t specify that I’m a journalist hoping to interview subjects, nets me a grand total of zero replies. I change tack and name-drop Yet a few replies roll in. (Identifying details have been obscured or altered slightly to ensure anonymity, and all names are fictitious.) She lists her weight at well over 200 pounds, her limits are "Anything Goes," and her tagline is "I’m too much for you." And what is she looking for? I’m not here at AM to meet someone for the opera, I assure you."What the hell is going on here?Her latest book is Imitating Mary: Ten Marian Virtues for the Modern Mom (Ave Maria Press, 2013).“Flouting all the laws of hospitality, this cruel man made me his prisoner and victim…” Indeed he did!I’m carpet bombing them with the same boilerplate message, suggesting, with unsurpassed creativity and seductiveness, that we get together for a drink.I’m on Ashley Madison.com, the behemoth of extramarital-dating sites, whose controversial slogan is "Life is short. But you probably don’t know anyone on it—or at least anyone who admits to being on it.
"I lust after younger men the way dirty old men lust after younger girls.As is customary for women on Ashley Madison, she gets bombarded by suitors, then rejects about 90 percent of those she meets.To her, the main contrast in the libidos of the genders is not their size but their pickiness.The Church isn’t in the Holy Father’s hands, at least not singularly.
It’s in all our hands, and we must carry on alone for the moment, but then at the side of the new pope. Marge Fenelon is a Catholic wife, mother, author, columnist, and speaker.
"I find myself living my life in the third person and deciding whether it’d be a good story." She takes a sip of beer.