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I think the worst day was the day the science project was due... And you'd show up, you're scared, 'cause ya don't have anything good, and you found out, all the other kids, their parents made theirs for them. partner" Some people get really upset if you say their name wrong, especially if they have a name that's similar to another name. I'm Brian, B-R-I-V-O-L-B-N, the number 7, the letter Q, --'Brennemenahgah!!! Everybody knows what you're trying to pull, you know? buckaroo." "My name's not buckaroo." "Sure, sure it is... Don't get that wrong, 'cause they're gonna drill you. " Or if you don’t wanna clean the spoon, you put it all in a squeeze bottle. Sometimes you'll be out on the highway, you see two big giant trucks loaded up with logs, and they pass each other on the highway... I saw this sign posted once, it said, 'blasting zone ahead'. and they need 'em over there, you'd think a phone call would save 'em a whole lot of trouble. What do you mean there's a blasting zone, what am I supposed to do, 'Hey-- ah, you might wanna buckle up, blasting zone coming up. I'm not sure what phonics is, but I saw the girl that was hooked on it. I was thinking, wouldn't that be weird if she was applying what she learned and she couldn't get the commercial straight, ya' know?



It's very hard to say my name correctly, 'cuz my name is BRANNAAGHAMMANGAAH!!! Yeah, I was thinkin' about that." "That was fun" "Yeah." I'm not talkin' about that. I'm talkin' about when there's one dog you know doin' a monologue like at three O'clock in the morning. I think they just go on the porch at that hour and just go, "Hey, it's nice and quiet. " (Barking noise) And right when you think he's done...(More barking noises) "What the hell's the matter with ya'? Like if some guy went on his porch at three O'clock in the morning. "HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!!!! " "Yeah." "Hehe, you got him mixed up with a stick." "Yeah. Wouldn't it be weird if people were like that for no reason? " "Oh, okay" (Turns around all the way) "Not the whole way! " I never knew what was going on out in right field, I just knew I would get a free snow cone at the end of the game. people that play whole game get a whole snow cone and the people that play half game get a whole snow cone.

" Young Brian:"I dunno, my mom sent me..." "Well, go to right field." "Oh, okay." "Turn around, you moron! you don't get a half snow cone..get a whole snow cone for half the game...

'Cause up until that day, I was an idiot, but nobody else knew, you know? " I remember my teacher asked me, "Brian, what's the 'I before E' rule?